But he's not dead yet, he can dance and he can sing(presumably) Cueball's not dead yet he can do the highland fling He is not dead yet No need to go to bed No need to call the doctor Cause He's not yet dead. MOLPIES: He is not yet dead That's what the Cueball said No, he's not yet dead E.D. is off his head He is not yet dead So put him back in bed Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead. ... Well now he's dead You whacked him on the head Sure, now he's dead It makes me just see red You are such a brute To murder that old coot You homicidal bastard, now he's really dead Who is the knave who put him in his grave And who needs to manage his anger? Eternal Density: My name is Eternal Density I'm smart, and quick, and free. Occasionally I post Some things that look bad on me. Blitzgirl: I want to be a knight But I don't like to fight I'm rather scared I may Just simply blitz away E.D: I'll be right with you Blitzgirl, through and through and through So stick with me And I'll show you what to do Blitzgirl: We'll remain good chums Well always post the witty Blitzgirl & Eternal Density: We're going to enlist Blitzgirl I'm Blitzgirl Eternal Density And I'm Eternal Density CHORUS: Oh we're off to wander Because we're not yet dead We will all wait here As the Knights Temporal led. Cueball: I am coming too After Sea, mountain, and shed I'll be your musician Cos I'm not yet dead CHORUS: Oh we're not yet dead To The mountain-top we go To look instead To try and learn it all And so although We should have stayed in bed We're going off to see Because we're not yet dead Cueball: I am coming too After Sea, mountain, and shed I'll be your musician Cos I'm not yet dead Eternal Density: To post and roast It's better than a toast ROBIN: To sing have fun And keep down all the puns ALL: We're going off to see We'll figure out the Sea Cueball: We'll post in OTT! ALL: Because we're not yet dead.
Posted on 2013-06-21 16:54 by Dracomax.
When I wake up, it's the first thing on my mind (Well, the first thing after "go and take a pee") Find my browser, then refresh all of the tabs And check the latest news out on the OTT. The Last Time Waiter! Throwing rocks and waterfalls! Want to comment, but can't do it till I'm done Gotta ketchup, can't go double-post (or worse) Got to roll my clever comments into one And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for Now I'm working, 'cause I have to pay the bills My co-workers don't know what I'm laughing at There's my poster of "We Love The Thread of Time" And the screen shots showing all these crazy hats Double-dactyls (double-dactyls!) and a new song parody And a picture made of people's avatars There's a wiki that we all make up ourselves There's no better web community than ours And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la When I come home there are chores I ought to do But I go online and read the thread instead Blow off dinner 'cause the microwave's too slow Only have four hours before I go to bed Getting sidetracked reading tvtropes again Animated gif hypnosis setting in Eyelids drooping, feel the coma level rise Guess I'll wake up in these same old clothes again Guess I'll wake up in these same old clothes again And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for
Posted on 2013-06-10 18:35 by Ebonite.
Megan's gone... Megan's gone Thing will never the same again Now Megan's gone I told the beach and the rising Sea Our small River wouldn't answer me I told the mustard, and I told the old tents I told the molpy and the berry fence I told the baobabs, told 'em just because I'd tell La Petite if I knew where she was I told everything in the world I knew Would the people up the River know what to do...? [chorus] Megan's gone... Megan's gone (etc.) I told the camp sites and acacia trees I got down and told them on my knees I told the Time Flies and the raptors too I said oh my and-uh, boo-hoo I told the dunes and I told the flood plains What's she gonna do when it starts to rain? I wish I was back in familiar haunts She's like the Sea, she does what she wants...
Posted on 2013-05-27 20:45 by partingLance.
There's somethin' wrong with the frame today I don't know what it is Nothing's wrong with our eyes We're seeing things in a different place What it is is Randall's biz Get set for a big surprise A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge There's somethin' wrong with the frame today The mustard's getting thick There's half-heads in the sky If you can judge GLR By the color of the sticks Then mister you're a better man than I A molpy on the edge You can't see the molpy crawlin' A molpy on the edge You can't see it up so tall A molpy on the edge You can't stop the mustard fallin' A molpy on the edge Did you make it through the one true tension Confrontation - revelation It's getting to you Even if it wasn't would you still see crawlin'? Mustard sin Oh! Look out, Megan! Tossin' & jumpin' & pouncin' & thwappin' & runnin' There's something right with the frame today And everybody knows it's love But she might tell him no then we could let it go Still the shippers will be hangin' on A molpy on the edge You can't see the molpy crawlin' A molpy on the edge You can't see it up so tall A molpy on the edge You can't stop the mustard fallin' A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Posted on 2013-06-22 08:13 by azule.
Gimme that old Time religion, Gimme that old Time religion, Gimme that old Time religion, It's good enough for me! Th'One True Comic, we adore it, Ev'ry Timeframe brings us more Writ, As we rally to: "Wait for it."-- --That's good enough for me. (chorus) Be it Timeframe, Long-, or Newpix, We will wait our chance to view Pix Built from grains of ancient comix1, And that's good enough for me. (chorus) Here where neither night nor day run We watch Cueball build with Megan And await more trebuchet fun And that's good enough for me. (chorus) Waiters split in sev'ral schisms: Finitisms and Loopisms. But no flame-war cataclysms! And that's good enough for me. (chorus) We proclaim the Knights Temporal Couched in language rather floral; With our Mome we'll never quarrel2 'Cause she's good enough for we. (chorus) You may know us by aroma3; We've no Time for care of soma; Scarcely bathe and rarely coma But that's good enough for me. (chorus) Post of each new flag and tower; Thread length growing by the hour4; Reach 216 --I'll say, "Good enough for me!" (chorus) Ev'ry Frame new ONGs are ventured. Let your feelings be not injured When you're sneaky-edit-ninjer'd5, And that's good enough for me. (chorus) We develop our own jargon; Ask, "Where's Helper's avatar6 gone?" Yes, we really are that far gone, But it's good enough for me. (chorus) Fades and false loops start us whirling, But the story keeps unfurling, As new Waiters start BlitzGirling7, And it's good enough for me! (chorus) So much new terrain is plotted, With a far bank barely spotted, When Time's servers8 get slashdotted! But they're good enough for me. (chorus) Of Time's songs we've an armada. Write 'em fresh; filk when we gotta. Say, what rhymes with "Boom de yada"?9 Well, that's good enough for me. (chorus) Waiting for the final chapter We debate which end is apter: Rising tide or rav'ning 'raptor? IT's not good enough for me.10 (chorus; repeat to fadeout)
Posted on 2013-05-07 02:23 by jjjdavidson.
They're on a boat! They're on a boat! Everybody look at them, 'cause they're sailing on a boat! They're on a boat, they're on a boat, take a good hard look at the Randallloving boat!
Posted on 2013-07-25 03:46 by Arky.
They may find themselves, walking in the big outback They may find themselves, in another part of the world They may find themselves, with a small trebuchet they may find themselves, on a beautiful beach, with a beautiful castle They may ask themselves, well, how did we get here? Letting the frames go by, let the semen wash the ground Letting the frames go by, mustard flowing underground Into the black again, after the fade-out's gone Once in a live Time, mustard's flowing underground Cue may ask himself, "how do I work this?" Cue may ask himself, "where is that small trebuchet?" Cue may ask himself, "where is that beautiful beach?" Cue may tell himself, "I don't see our beautiful castle..." Letting the frames go by, let the water wash the ground Letting the frames go by, mustard flowing underground Into the black again, after the fade-out's gone Once in a live Time, mustard's flowing underground Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was... Semen dissolving, and mustard removing there is mustard at the bottom of the ocean Remove the semen, carry the mustard Remove the mustard from the bottom of the ocean Letting the frames go by, let the semen wash the ground Letting the frames go by, mustard flowing underground Into the black again, after the fade-out's gone Once in a live Time, mustard's flowing underground Into the black again, into silent mustard Under the rocks and stones, there is mustard underground Letting the frames go by, into silent mustard Once in a live Time, mustard flowing underground Cue may ask himself, "where is that small trebuchet?" Cue may ask himself, "where does this walking lead to?" Cue may ask himself, "am I right, or am I wrong?" Cue may say to himself, "my Randall, what have you done???" Letting the frames go by, let the semen wash the ground Letting the frames go by, mustard flowing underground Into the black again, after the fade-out's gone Once in a live Time, mustard's flowing underground Into the black again, into silent mustard Under the rocks and stones, there is mustard underground Letting the frames go by, into silent mustard Once in a live Time, mustard flowing underground Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was...
Posted on 2013-05-01 15:09 by StratPlayer.
One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah, all right Don't stop the posting One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah, all right Don't stop the posting One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah, all right Don't stop the posting One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah One more Time One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah, all right Don't stop the posting One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah, don't stop the posting One more Time ONG... You know I'm just blitzin' Colouration tonip Wait for it Don't coma late ONG... You know We don't stop You can't stop, We're gonna wait for it One more Time... One more Time... One more Time... Colouration You know we're gonna do it now Oh wow Hey! Just bliztin' OTTers got me feeling so neat Neat! Yeahhh Come on, all nip We're gonna wait for it One more Time Wait for it and post with me OTTers got me feeling so neat Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it ... One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me
Posted on 2013-08-07 01:22 by Eternal Density.
MSCHA (Valjean) One pix more! Another pix, another destiny. Their never-ending quest to solve the Sea; The Raptor-cat, strong and sublime, Will surely come a second time. One pix more! CUEBALL (Marius) I’m glad we both survived today. How could I live if you’d not thwapped it? CHRONOSDRAGON (Valjean) One pix more. CUEBALL & MEGAN (Marius & Cosette) Tomorrow we could reach the top (And then the Wiki will recap it). LA PETITE (Eponine) One more day all on my own. CUEBALL & MEGAN (Marius & Cosette) Will there be folks at the top? LA PETITE (Eponine) One more day by the Sandcastle. CUEBALL & MEGAN (Marius & Cosette) I was drawn to be with you. LA PETITE (Eponine) What my life's like: they don't know! CUEBALL & MEGAN (Marius & Cosette) And I swear I’ll protect you! LA PETITE (Eponine) 'Cuz they never saw me here! Epic violins and key change! BLUECRAB (Enjolras) Three full pages full of math! HAL9000 (Marius) Better than those dumb decrees! JJJDAVIDSON (Enjolras) How do we get so off-topic? JOVIALBARD (Marius) Choose an empire, not a pope! STRATPLAYER (Enjolras) See the filks begin to form HES (Marius) Do I coma? Do I dare? UCIM (Enjolras) Will you wait for it with me? ALL The time is now, the ONG is here! K.BOOKBINDER (Valjean) One pix more! RAZOR AGENT LMJB1964 (Javert) One more pix to hunt down zombies, We will nip them in the bud! We will relocate the raptors, They won’t feast upon our blood! VALARYA (Valjean) Cupcakes more! BLITZGIRL & TAIXZO (Thenardiers) Watch 'em as they lurk, Posting from the past, Give ‘em all a cheer When they catch up at last! Never do we skip, Everything we touch We are the true Blitzers So we don’t miss much! 2 Groups: RANDALLVERSISTS & AFRICANISTS 1: This pic proves it’s all a fiction! 2: Too specific snakes and trees! 1: Baobabs and squirrels don’t match 2: Don’t forget the leopard cat! 1: There's a new world called Cassini 2: It’s our SAME world—Africa! ALL Do you hear the Yappo sing? KENMELKEN (Marius) My place is here, I wait with you! BUFFYGIRL (Valjean) One hat more! Epic finale key change and overlapping reprises/variations of the earlier sections: CUEGAN (Marius & Cosette) I’m glad that we survived today. LA PETITE (Eponine) One more day all on my own! CUEBALL (Marius) How could I live if you’d not thwapped it? ETERNAL DENSITY (Javert) Cue & Megan are our heroes We will follow where they go We will learn their little Secrets, We will know the things they know. RULE110 (Valjean) One pix more! CUEBALL & MEGAN (Marius & Cosette) Tomorrow we could reach the top LA PETITE (Eponine) What my life's like--they don't know! PATZER (Marius & Cosette) And then the Wiki will recap it! RAZOR AGENT LMJB1964 (Javert) One more pix to hunt down zombies, We will nip them in the bud! We will relocate the raptors! BLITZGIRL & TAIXZO (Thenardiers) Watch 'em as they lurk, Posting from the past, Give ‘em all a cheer When they catch up at last! KIERYN (Valjean) Each newpix watch the OTC Each newpix write the OTT ALL Each newpix we'll discover What the one true author has in store! One more frame One more pix Oooooone piiiiiiiix mooooooooooooore!
Posted on 2013-06-28 11:37 by kenmelken.
All I wanted was a sweet distraction for an hour or two Had no intention, no clue, how long I'd stay Funny how a simple concept brings so many here as one But then we have too much fun to walk away We're the One True Thread, we'll help Meg and Cue explore Doing so much more than posting an ONG On the One True Thread, deciphering Beanish talk So molpy up, and ketchup, join in Now I'm blitzing every waking moment, I don't want to leave I'm in so strong and so deep, and so are you Throughout Time we've said these words before, but let me summarise: I hope there'll be no goodbyes, we will pull through We're the One True Thread, we'll help Meg and Cue explore Doing so much more than posting an ONG On the One True Thread, deciphering Beanish talk So molpy up, and ketchup, join in So molpy up, and ketchup, join in We're the One True Thread...
Posted on 2013-08-02 01:16 by dawnfire.