You'll be there with me when the timer ONGs As we await the newpix You'll forget the sun in his Outside sky As we Wait for frames of Time. So we Blitz the Thread, free of heresy And seeing every newpix; And the thread it grows fifty thousand posts While we Wait for frames of Time. Will you wait with me, will you read my posts For each upcoming newpix We're the Hatted Ones, we're the Timewaiters We must Wait for frames of Time! I never made promises lightly And there have been some that I've broken But I swear, in the days still left I will wait for frames of Time I will wait for frames of Time. Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo. Now the end has come to those carefree days Of waiting for the newpix See the OTTers run, as the sun goes down Upon the frames of Time I never made promises lightly And there have been some that I've broken But I swear in the days still left I will wait in the Thread of Time I will wait in the Thread of Time! You'll remember us, when the hour strikes And it's the time for newpix Don't forget the ONG, or the OTT As we pass through frames of time As we pass through frames of Time.
Posted on 2013-08-01 16:32 by taixzo.
Reading through the thread, monitor aglow Time keeps a-tickin', his eyes go to and fro Now his ketchup is long, feels like swimming upstream Took a look at his browser, then with a blitzed-out scream He made one new tab, opened to the Now Saw the Present thread, he made a solemn vow To keep with his blitzing despite the lure Of the current newpage, though he knew for sure That one new tab changed all his plans He made 'til then, open it stands Just one new tab, changed the status quo Was a portal through Time, got a new way to go So he mixed his ketchup Put mayo-Now on top Gotta keep that ketchup But now he's made a fancy new-Time slop Now he's a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time He's a fry sauce blitzer He took one new tab (fry sauce blitzer, windows on Time) Fry sauce blitzer, he'll lead two lives tonight In a blitz through the thread, in the OTT lore Thought he passed his own pastpost, didn't know for sure In a flash to the past, man it seemed pretty strange How that one new tab made his whole blitz change When he mixed his old ketchup Mayo-Now on top Gotta keep that ketchup But make a great new-Timey slop And be a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time He's a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time Yeah, fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time With that one new tab he'll lead two lives Two lives tonight (Rock-arina interlude) Yeah he's gotta mix ketchup Mayo-Now on top Gotta keep that ketchup But make a great new-Timey slop And be a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time He's a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time Just one new tab (fry sauce blitzer), two windows on Time He's just a fry sauce blitzer (aah aah aah) Fry sauce blitzer, fry sauce blitzer, with two windows on Time Windows on Time
Posted on 2013-05-28 07:20 by BlitzGirl.
Come with me, and you'll be in a world of pure baconcaffeination Take a look And you'll see Into GLR's imagination We'll begin With Newpix Waiting for The world of his creation What we'll see Will defy Explanation If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anytime you want to, post it Wanta change the OTT? There's nothing To it There is no Thread I know To compare with OTT each Newpix Living there You'll be free If you truly wish to be If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anytime you want to, post it Wanta change the OTT? There's nothing To it There is no Life I know To compare with Pure OTT information Living there You'll be free If you truly Wish to be
Posted on 2013-06-04 05:20 by Dracomax.
G-L-R, We wait for it Your OTC is a big hit A million times, it's been viewed Is it bound, will it loop around Tell us more! Tell us more. Tell us more. I never thought I'd be so enthralled By two stickfigures on the run The newpix come, one by one Once they're seen, they are gone Once they're seen, they are gone We wait for it, yes wait we do We wait for it, as you told us to Facebugs fly. Raptors swoop. Watchers cry. Molpy's poop. Wait for it, wait for it Just said poop - o f.. shit Tell us more! Tell us more. Tell us more.
Posted on 2013-06-20 10:39 by rvloon.
Go down, Megan, way down the bottomland Save your people before the water flow The scientist said stay with me, it is much too late Don't go down to your family, lest you share their fate And Cueball said "Go down, Megan, with me back to our land Save our people before the water flow" So Megan went down to their land, valleys far below She made the people understand "Water's gonna flow." Yes Cueball said "Go down, Megan, with me back to our land Save our people before the water flow" The scientists all had to wait, in their castle high And never did they learn their fate, or understand why. 'Cause Cueball said "Go down, Megan, with me back to our land Save our people before the water flow" "Save our people before the water flow"
Posted on 2013-07-19 22:10 by Rule110.
"Look mommy, there's no Raptor up in the sky." Ooh oooooh oooooh ooooooh ooooooooh Ooh oooooh oooooh ooooooh ooooooooh Ooh oooooh oooooh ooooooh ooooooooh Did did did did did you see the frightened ones Did did did did did you see the falling sun Did did did did did you ever wonder why they didn't stay in the shelter with the promise of a place to stay and rest beneath the clear blue sky Ooh oooooh oooooh ooooooh ooooooooh Ooh oooooh oooooh ooooooh ooooooooh Did did did did did you see the frightened ones Did did did did did you see the falling sun Lucky is now long gone but Megan's pain lingers on Goodbye blue sky Goodbye blue sky Goodbye Goodbye
Posted on 2013-06-26 17:41 by k.bookbinder.
To the tune of candle in the wind Goodbye LaPetite Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While those around you walked They walked over Sandcastle And they whispered into your brain They set you on the trebuchet And they made you change your name And it seems to me you lived your life Like a Sandcastle in the sea Never knowing who to cling to When the tides set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a poster Your castles washed out long before Your legend ever did Loneliness was tough The toughest role you ever played OTT created a superstar And pain was the price you paid Even when you vanished Oh the thread still hounded you All the posters had to say Was that LaPetite was there at the fade And it seems to me you lived your life Like a Sandcastle in the sea Never knowing who to cling to When the tides set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a poster Your castles washed out long before Your legend ever did Goodbye LaPetite Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to stand aside While those around you walked Goodbye LaPetie From the Dragon on the 38nd NP Who sees you as something Stange and free More than just the Blitzgirl And it seems to me you lived your life Like a Sandcastle in the sea Never knowing who to cling to When the tides set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a poster Your castles washed out long before Your legend ever did
Posted on 2013-05-28 17:42 by Dracomax.
Like a molpy loves its prey Like a girl loves a beret Like fading loves grey I love to do things that begin with S-K For example: I love to skip Saved me a wip! I like to sketch a Précis of the thread Helps me to ketchup before I get dead But I don't have time to manip So I skip I love to skim Just on a whim I also like Sciscitor sounds good to me Sciscit or 'biscuits Yes, I love S-C But there's no S-C-H schism If I skim And skip I love to scan I'll read what I can I like to scroll on my handheld device Get straight to the goal Then post scads of advice Sometimes I scare kids on 4chan Then scan And skim And skip Sometimes I blitz like a schizo(-TT!) Or skimp on a skein that sounds scatty to me And whenever I have a few Skittles to spend I can scupper a skyter or scoop on a friend! But those skills are all just the tip I love to scan and to skim and to skip
Posted on 2013-06-25 13:49 by Angelastic.
We all were told how to escape from the water in the Gulf But we couldn't save anyone's family So we tried, then gave up, 'cause the sage was not wrong But we tried so damn thumb-in-a-damly [or don't-breach/give-a-damly?] What makes a person so poisonous righteous That they'd think less of anyone who just disagreed? They are just scientists, we are just optimists If we said they were crazy, would they leave us at sea? Fighters for safe retreat, fighters for racing Fighters for all the souls in the basin Don't tell us we can't fight, just 'cause you know you're right Your history seems to agree that heroes fight through the sea. So we ran and we watched as the water lapped at the hills And we learned so much more from our sortie. Will we sail? Will we fail? Were the questions unasked. Will we die for the sake of the forty? What could we say... we still don't understand the world? The tsunami of knowledge through which we have been hurled. Our kind of life makes such ravages unthinkable We like to build castles, take swims and feed squirrels… Fighters for prudent plans, fighters for racing Fighters for all the souls in the basin Don't tell us we can't fight just 'cause you know you're right Your history seems to agree that heroes fight through the sea That one would fight all for three We are just simpletons, they are just naysayers. That's where the beach was, that's where the sea... What could we say... we still don't understand the world? And history seems to agree that heroes fight through the sea That one would risk all for three Is that how it always will be?
Posted on 2013-07-21 23:14 by Angelastic.
Bong it # Gong it # Dong it # Hats us # * * * * * * * * # Harder # Louder # Longer # Smarter * * * * * * * * Many # Thousands # Our # Never # * * * * * * * * # Newpix # Later # Wait is # Over * * * * * * * * Bong it # Gong it # Dong it # Hats us # * * * * * * * * # Harder # Louder # Longer # Smarter /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Bong it Harder Gong it Louder Dong it Longer Hats us Smarter * * * * * * * * Many Newpix Thousands Later Our Wait is Never Over * * * * * * * * Bong it Harder Gong it Louder Dong it Longer Hats us Smarter Many Newpix Thousands Later Our Wait is Never Over (repeat final verse lots of times)
Posted on 2013-05-24 05:38 by Eternal Density.